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F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

aseaofquotes:

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

This is so bad ass.

This is so bad ass.

When Someone Asks Me Why It’s Worse For A Girl To Be A Slut Than A Guy, This Is What I Tell Them.

Let’s say you have a key.
And this key can unlock every door in the world.
Now, that’s a pretty god damn good key right?

Now let us say that there is a door.
This door can be unlocked by any key in the world.
That’s a pretty fucking shitty door.

(For the idiots: Key=men, Door hole=women…please refrain from asking why…it should be very obvious)

Oatmeal Blended With A Banana And Milk

Taste fucking horrid. I don’t think I’m ever drinking this again.

Why is this in my inbox….

Why is this in my inbox….

As much as I love working with my current staff at work, it is absolutely nice to meet some new people that all share common interests. I spent a good time just speaking to all my new co-workers during lunch and they’re quite a fun batch.

Even if I’m working 6.5 days a week now, I think I’m going to be loving it.

At least I hope so.

Oh god I could’ve worked all day at my new internship today. I completely lost track of time working on an assignment until my co-worker sitting next to me reminded that  I was past my schedule.