F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
Let’s say you have a key.
And this key can unlock every door in the world.
Now, that’s a pretty god damn good key right?
Now let us say that there is a door.
This door can be unlocked by any key in the world.
That’s a pretty fucking shitty door.
(For the idiots: Key=men, Door hole=women…please refrain from asking why…it should be very obvious)
Taste fucking horrid. I don’t think I’m ever drinking this again.
As much as I love working with my current staff at work, it is absolutely nice to meet some new people that all share common interests. I spent a good time just speaking to all my new co-workers during lunch and they’re quite a fun batch.
Even if I’m working 6.5 days a week now, I think I’m going to be loving it.
At least I hope so.
Oh god I could’ve worked all day at my new internship today. I completely lost track of time working on an assignment until my co-worker sitting next to me reminded that I was past my schedule.
My Cards Against Humanity game came in the mail today! :3
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against...
It was quite awesome. Photos incoming.